4-20-2026

Hey Taylor

I’m on two wheels

You’re touring on two jets

But touring on my bike

I fly more swiftly than you ever will

Carbon-neutral transportation is the name of my game

Your copious amounts of pollution may not be illegal

No body no crime?

But legality and ethics don’t always align

I’m sorry you happen to be the billionaire that I’m quick to quip

You certainly aren’t the worst of the bunch

But unfortunately

None of you are the best

So as you go down with the billionaires on capitalism’s sinking ship

Slipping away like a moment in time

I’ll float away safely in my canoe

Carbon-neutral transportation